OK Competition Time
I am going to give away the following....
Sid Meier's Civilization III: Complete
MX vs ATV Reflex
SMITE - Almighty Zeus Bundle
Company of Heroes 2 DLC Pack
PAYDAY 2 Orc and Crossbreed Masks
Magicka: Wizard Wars E3 RobeEVE
30-Day Trial and Rifter Krusual Skin
Landmark 1-Week Closed Beta Key
Total War: Rome II - Nomadic Tribes Culture Pack
One Month of Twitch Turbo
One per person, say what you want below and impress me somehow (jokes work). All redeemable on Steam other than Twitch Turbo.