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GIMO 6th Sep 2013

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So my girlfriend became curious about this game since I had been playing this longer than any other game she's seen me play.  As I showed her a few things she made some really... innocent comments that I wanted to share.

Excalibur: "He was the first one of all of them? So he's the original unicorn?"

Volt: "Look at his dick..."

Mag: "Baby, look at her face... (she doesn't have a face). But look you can see it! (no, that's just a weird blob of energy).  But baby how does she run around if she can't see? (none of them have faces though.. so I don't know). Baby. (okay  ;_; )

Rhino: "He looks cool. (yeah?) Yeah, like he's about to kick someone's ass."

Trinity: "I like how he looks but I don't like his colors. (Trin is a she). Oh... I guess I should have known from her vagina. (.....where..?) Look! She's got a little thong!"

Frost: "He looks frosty... OH! Do you see his little baby tie???"

Ember: "She needs a bra... and she's pear shaped. (Baby, it's just the cosmetic that makes her thighs look bigger) Wait, I like her mohawk."

Ash: "BABY, WHY IS HE CASTRATED???"

Nyx: "Look at her thong too! What is going on here?? But her hair looks cool though. (That's not hair, it's like her unicorn horn.. sort of). Baby, it's hair."

Loki: "He looks normal. (Really???) He's the most normal looking one there."

Banshee: "She looks like a nun... (...fair enough)."

Sayrn: "She's the one I like right? (Yeah, that's the one you were playing earlier).  I do like her, she looks like a unicorn with boobs sewn on."

Vauban: "He's fat with a little dingy... he's trying to over compensate with those lights he has."

Nova: "She's the creepiest one... she looks like a pregnant alien, would you want that in your room at night?"

Necro: "Baby, it's the grim reaper! (Well... that's good i guess, since his whole theme is necromancy).  But what does he eat?? He's all skin and bone. (I don't think they eat actually.. but.. uh... damn it, lore...)."

Grineer: "They look like evil turtles."

Corpus: "Baby, why do they put those bags on their head? (That's to protect them). From each other? Are they really that ugly?"

Infested runners: "He looks like Jar Jar from Star Wars! (They're just as annoying too...)"

Infested Ancient: "Could you imagine getting oral from that..?"


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GIMO 6th Sep 2013

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That's my bad xD I have a raunchy sense of humor that rubbed on her


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GIMO 7th Sep 2013

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.... I finally got you to post, ninja! XD


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bdembz 7th Sep 2013

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She sounds like a keeper
SergeantHam 8th Sep 2013

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"she looks like a pregnant alien, would you want that in your room at night?"

hahahahahahahahahaha...yes
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QuoteThat's my bad xD I have a raunchy sense of humor that rubbed on her

Lol you rubbed your raunch on her?  Shameful!


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