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Legend 13th Jan 2015

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As the title says, any random jokes you can find. Preferably typed ones (images go into the random pictures thread).

Ill start us off;

I went to a zoo the other day. It was empty except for a dog. (here comes the punch line) it was a shih tzu.



Round and round the wheel of life goes... where it stops nobody knows... but theres one thing i do know... and it's that i'll be happy where ever i go...

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QuoteI went to a zoo the other day. It was empty except for a dog. (here comes the punch line) it was a shih tzu.


haa ha shit zoo haaa





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Quotehaa ha shit zoo haaa

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Round and round the wheel of life goes... where it stops nobody knows... but theres one thing i do know... and it's that i'll be happy where ever i go...

SantaElektron 13th Jan 2015

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What do you call a computer that sings?

Adell


Also, hide the punchlines with [spoiler ](text here)[ /spoiler] without the spaces in the brackets.



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Jesus christ, you guys are spending too much time around dofor ;D


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welp, time for some pun-line

why does large animal tent to be the best ninja ?
because they got the "elephant" of supride


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Doforcash 14th Jan 2015

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don't worry, let me just find some USA-related pun and we'll call it even.

ohb here it's
in USA
....
...
..
.

im sorry, most of everything here had been erase or blacked in the name of Free USA, for the people and by the people


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Here's one based on whats happening with the cops in USA

Why did shaniqua fall off the swing?
the police shot her


Knock, knock
(insert who's there)
the police to tell that your daughter, shaniqua, threatened thier well being and security


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nephilm, these joke are so good XD (P.s: search "shaniqua" at your own risk)

oh sorry, forgot to add my joke



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>found guy on craigslist
>giving away free hot dog
>figured why not
>e-mailed him
>get address
>knock on door
>he openes the door, invites me inside
>tells me to make myself comfortable
>I go to the the livingroom and sit down in a lawnchair
>he's in the kitchen, say's he's prepairing his hot dog
>I ask if his hot dog is going to come  in a bun
>he tells me his hot dog is going to come in my buns
>I tell him I didnt bring any buns
>he says I'll have to use his buns instead
>ok sounds good
>a few minutes pass
>finally he enters the room
>hands me a plate
>I eat the hot dog
>I leave and drive home


QuoteQuestion is, is there any way ayu can "help" him?

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Why are there fences outside a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in



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here's a riddle

there are 60 cows, 48 chickens. who did not?

20 cows


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QuoteWhy are there fences outside a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in

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HIUAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA XD

ok my turn....

Ninja been train to mastubating while wearing they ninja uniform.
because then, nobody will see them "coming"




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what have we told Chris


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Quotewhat have we told Chris

...
what's "it" ?
QuoteTwo cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
^this, so much this^
OH OH, and the other would said "i think it abit cheesy"



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Quotewhat's "it" ?


it is either beyonce, if your Chris brown, or an action that refers to reproduction/fun of the human species so
s.e.x


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Legend 15th Jan 2015

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A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his ass.
''Why do you have a cork up your ass?''
''Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me one wish. I said, 'No s**t!'''


Round and round the wheel of life goes... where it stops nobody knows... but theres one thing i do know... and it's that i'll be happy where ever i go...

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QuoteA guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his ass.
''Why do you have a cork up your ass?''
''Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me one wish. I said, 'No s**t!'''

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...ahhhh...
he said "long" story.

welp time for mine again

A Donut ask a Pizza out...
he said" i wanna slice of dat a$$"



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Quote...

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...ahhhh...
he said "long" story.

welp time for mine again

A Donut ask a Pizza out...
he said" i wanna slice of dat a$$"
...

HAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAha...ahah.a.... oh wait. that "long" story part came from my joke.


Round and round the wheel of life goes... where it stops nobody knows... but theres one thing i do know... and it's that i'll be happy where ever i go...

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How do crazy people get through the forest?

They take the psycho-path!


- legend



^Credit to tlk742

Last Edit: 15th Jan 2015 by Legend
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